-Sir, we’ve found this and we needed you to name it.
-Pineapple.
-But we figured we might as well just call it “Ananas” since the majority of the world refers to it as-
-Pineapple.
-But sir-
-Pine. Apple.
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The Best of Bad Joke Eel
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“For now”, Tengo said.
O_O
I can’t take it anymore…
Life insurance works on a simple premise: If you die while you have a life insurance policy in effect, the insurance company pays money to your beneficiaries.
GRIND; a sonically rewarding experience.
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DON’T SCROLL PAST THIS.
You see her? Her name is Triple Baconator. She’s three times the weight she should be and she can barely stand. All her life she’s been ridiculed, called disgusting and “thick”. People treat her like an object. Like a piece of meat.
Well I think she’s heart-stoppping.
You might think this post is cheesy but don’t be fooled; this is real beauty.
Reblog if you think Triple Baconator is truly beautiful!
oh my god.
This won’t make your blog ugly.
:’) Ive never seen anything like her
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Bennett loves the hot tub! http://www.twitter.com/textsfrmbennett
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Seriously guys, I love my band. So much.